Always smile and laugh, and never-never give up. You make us all happier, especially on this special day. Yeah, well, it worked for him! Stop trying to spoil my birthday! Look, "Best wishes from the lads on the Ark Royal. Happy birthday! Ooh! That's more like it! That's bigger, isn't it? I wonder what it is? It's the remote control from the television set! What do you want to watch, Birthday Boy? Right, Eddie, this time you've really overstepped the mark! It's a fight! Hang on, hang on, hang on! I've got your real present here.

Stop peeking, will you! I know we're mates, but you've got to do things properly, all right? OK, here goes. Right, Sardines is a game, right? One of us goes and hides and the others have to look for him, but when they find him, they hide with him and they snog with him if they want to If they're a bird, right? Which we're not so we won't. Oh! Get the ambulance! We haven't got an ambulance! Anyway, we don't need one because I've just had a fantastic idea! Oh, God! Oh, God! I'll never walk again! I'll never play tennis! You'll have to carry me to the toilet! You'll see my knob! Right, just relax, because you might feel a moment's discomfort! OK. Got to be in the Guinness Book of Records by now! Where is everybody? I know I'm great at Sardines but this is ridiculous! Is that it, then? Is that the telly done for the night? I've got me "Emmerdale Farm" compilation on video if you fancy it.I believe you forgot my birthday gift last year. I’m returning the favour this year. I’m sorry but a Happy Birthday is all you’re going to get.” A very happy and special birthday to one of the most special people in my life. You have been with me during the good and bad times. I know I can always count on you when I need someone to stand by me and I appreciate you so much. I hope you have an amazing birthday. On this special day, I wish you all the very best and all the joy you can ever have. May you be blessed today, tomorrow and the days to come! Happy birthday my lovely sister. Don't go! Don't go away! Here I am! Welcome one and welcome all! - Who on earth are you? - Sorry, we've come to the wrong house. I thought, "Let's just have a nice little private party, "me, Eddie and his two great mates!" We're the hard core, aren't we? Come on! Drinks all round! So Er, mate Tell me about this road sign.

May your birthday remind you of all you’ve achieved and the yet-to-be accomplished ones to come. May you never stop chasing the latter. Happy Birthday.Birthdays are a new start, a fresh beginning and a time to set new goals. Move forward with confidence and courage. You are an amazing person. May today and your future days be special. What about Sardines? - What about 'em? - They're a kind of fish, aren't they? - Ha, ha, ha! That's right, they are! We're incredible, aren't we? What a great time we're having! Let's be sensible and sort out the rules.

OK Oh! Oh! Why won't anybody ever have it off with me? Maybe it's because I'm a big, fat, ugly bastard with a microscopic penis! Hello, Richie. Simple, minimalistic and yes — professional. Ending your card or letter with a simple ‘Best’ will keep the whole tone of the message formal.

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The guys from the Ark Royal General Pinochet I mean, how could you fake something like that? Ha, ha, ha! I was joking! I'm sorry. I would like to wish the man of my dreams Happy Birthday… but I will settle for you! Happy Birthday to the best boyfriend.

My marriage still seems like a dream to me. We have gone through a lot and we always come out better and stronger. I want you to know that I love you. Happy birthday to the top man in my life. A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the ride. Happy Birthday! Yes, you jolly well should! - Shall we give him the bumps? - YEAH! No! - How old are you? - Two! No, one! Happy birthday, Richie.If you’re eager for a response, it’s best not to go overboard. However, it’s also not a terrible idea to show that you’re excited and appropriately eager with a semi-enthusiastic ending such as this one.