A visual test that became a game! 4+ Months of work! Works on a real Game Boy Color*! Like 4 minutes of gameplay tops! Revel in my mediocre and hastily cobbled together dialogue! Nothing wrong with this of course. There’s even less wrong with one of the game’s main features – the fact that as they fight, their clothes get ripped apart until they’re fighting in nothing more than their delicate skimpies. SO. What’s a boy to do? Enter some pretty decent rail-gun gameplay – where instead of bullets you’re shooting love to a) keep the girls you don’t want at bay and b) score hits on the girls you want. Does he have a point? Why do we latch on to one asset and feel the need to draw everyone’s attention to it? Perhaps one of the first sexy games to bring shameless fan-service to mainstream gaming. Team Ninja took the girls from Dead or Alive – decided to just throw away all the rubbish fighting gameplay, strip the girls down to their undies and put them all on a tropical island.

You take that first step and you’re greeted by beautiful friends who compliment you on your outfit, laugh with you about something that happened recently and introduce you to someone in the group you haven’t met before. Weirdly you can manipulate the shape of their character models whenever you like, changing their costumes and breast size of course.

Unhook The Bra

To begin with you have to court her – there’s a choice of three girls you can go for – and there’s a fairly rpg-like feel to the experience. You can build stats, go on dates and see if you can walk her home. Once you’re with the girl of your choice (triggered by a mutual confession of your interest in each other) the game changes up – and gets even more involving. Unlike Visual Novels – there’s no titillating CG reward.

If every there was a game that made that headset worthwhile then this is is. Nothing beats DokiDoki mode in VR. Nothing. You can buy it here. Basically, you’re on an island with a whole load of other girls. An island where you have to fight a whole bunch of robots and stuff. Mechanically, this is pretty good and a very fun beat em up – but here’s the thing– you have a partner in the game, another girl. This girl also happens to be a super weapon. A volleyball game that basically just uses a couple of buttons? Rubbish right? Wrong. It was very well handled, intuitive and excellent fun. Likewise, the relationship building aspect (success in which affects your on court performance) was also subtly handled and proved very compelling. You're a big tiddie cowgirl in some seedy bar. There's only one thing to do. Bounce various milk containers on your boobsThere are plus points. There are a ton of clever references and nods to videogames past and present which are fun to uncover and the battle system is pretty awesome. And when you’re not revelling in up-skirt shots, you can marvel at how such a simple game can have such an appalling framerate. This is a no brainer. It’s basically a match 3 puzzle dating sim – where you have to woo the ladies by stalking them around town, buying them gifts and chatting them up in bars. I’m talking about that other feeling. The feeling of judgment, hostility and displacement. It’s coming from a female. Usually one with a partner nearby, and more often than not, she is someone you would consider a friend. Perhaps even more deplorable is your ability to, if you so wish, beat the crap out of the girls and spray them with mystery liquid. As sexy games go it’s firmly in the ‘sexy’ category, but definitely not in the ‘quality’ category. I’ve also watched my Aunt sadly pass away from breast cancer, and this past year I’ve seen my own mum battle with the horrid disease and come out the other side.

The Special Edition of this game even has a pair of panties in the box – because… you know… why not. The decisions you make throughout the game will affect which direction you take along with a pretty outrageous twist. You’ve spent time on your hair and makeup, and the spritz of expensive perfume may have hurt when you initially handed over the credit card, but the scent has set a mood for you. One of my closest male friends likes to often quote, “ain’t nobody hate a woman, like another woman”. It’s 2018 and the need to body shame women is, believe it or not, stronger than ever. What’s worse, is when women do this to each other.For the sake of this list I went for Love Death 3. You can play in first and third-person views to explore the world. But you don’t want to know about the pros of this as a stand alone TCG do you? You’re here for the sexy – and it’s here that things certainly get interesting. As RPG’s go it’s actually not that great – meandering dialogue that doesn’t really go anywhere and, though conceptually, the design is pretty great, it’s all disappointingly menu-driven. Hell no! No matter what your size. If you are proud of your breasts, no matter what size they are, it’s your right to do whatever you want. This fun game is easy to learn and highly addictive so you better start right away. It is suitable for both boys and girls and especially funny because it has absolutely nothing to do with reality, but that's what the virtual world is for, right? Much fun with Unhook The Bra online and for free on Silvergames.com!

I studied hard and earnt a place at university. I strived to gain my dream job and I’ve saved to travel to the most amazing places around the world. I’m not my boobs, they’re just something I like. Originally on 360 and PS3 – Atlus’ Catherine has had a much awaited re-release and remaster. One the one side you have a game which is very much narrative driven . As the lead character Vincent, you have to choose between Katherine with a K – who’s basically all about marriage and settling down and responsibility – and on the other hand you have Catherine, the attractive seductive blonde. You’re a guy in school. Who accidentally gets hit by all of Cupids arrows (bear with me) the affect of which is that every single girl in school totally wants a piece of him. Have you ever noticed the glare you get when you walk into a room? Not the warm glow of outfit approval, or the admiring eyes of a gentlemen giving you the full up and down appreciatively.

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It’s OK to have a body part we’re proud of. For some it’s their eyes, or their legs, or their large lips. I’m going to use the ‘but… but… it’s actually a really great game’ defence here, as I frantically rub away at my Vita like some kind of sex-starved lunatic hobo, who’s stumbled upon an old copy of playboy at the side of a railway. You take yourself off to the bathroom and take a long hard look in the mirror. Do I look like a slut? Am I trying too hard to get attention? You start questioning yourself over something that will later feel so trivial, but for tonight, sits on your shoulders like a terrible weight. This stand out feature alone warrants caution. The game itself? Well, it’s a surprisingly ‘deep’ 3D anime girl model editor. You can change almost any and every aspect you’d like, to create your perfect girl – before talking to her, manipulating her, watching her dance for you I’m sure you get the picture.